Why I want to meet Jimmy Urine
he’s strangely sexy… like the frankenstein girls.
What SavPixie has done in 2008
Recent stories by and about SavPixie
Why I want to meet isabella yamamoto
isabella is the sweetest, most beautifully tragic character in paradise kiss, and definately runner up for the world.
i think if i could manage to befriend her, she’d be an awesome friend to have, because she’s calm, can teach me to make rice balls, and gives good advice.
The real reason I want to meet Hello Kitty
i want to live in sanrio-land where everything is super kawaii!
The real reason I want to meet Severus Snape
severus snape is the sexiest fictional character EVAR. and they’re prob’ly going to kill him in the next book, so he deserves to get laid before that.
A story about John Edward
we were backstage at the biggest douche in the universe awards and he told me all about the secret life of my stillborn halfbrothers and sisters.
they get up to a lot more crazy shit than i do, the little ectoplasmic fuckers.
A story about Patrick Swayze
he came rolling in on his motorcycle and the pocket universe i was in went from pleasant to raining blood armegeddon post apocolyptic future within three days.
and he killed my father.
Why I admire J.C. webster III
ahem.
lesbian tupperware parties.
cheerios is gluttony.
william shatner is a canadian operative.
boiling pits of sewage.
nuff said.
Why I want to meet novala takemoto
he’s not just a celebrity, he’s a real person, and a cool one. he has the courage to do whatever the hell he wants and the style to be famous for it.
plus, he seems nice, and i resonate nicely with the things he said.
i put a mirror under my pillow and you politely gave me your dream autograph as if you understood.
Why things are awkward between me and Puck
i kind of used to be this person.
or i will be him.
or both.
you don’t have to believe me.
Why I admire batman
batman has no superpowers. batman does not need them. batman is just intelligent, hardworking, and determined to the point of insanity.
and yet batman has stood up to superman.
batman’s will save is epic level.
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