Why I want to meet Jimmy Urine
he’s strangely sexy… like the frankenstein girls.
isabella is the sweetest, most beautifully tragic character in paradise kiss, and definately runner up for the world.
i think if i could manage to befriend her, she’d be an awesome friend to have, because she’s calm, can teach me to make rice balls, and gives good advice.
i want to live in sanrio-land where everything is super kawaii!
severus snape is the sexiest fictional character EVAR. and they’re prob’ly going to kill him in the next book, so he deserves to get laid before that.
we were backstage at the biggest douche in the universe awards and he told me all about the secret life of my stillborn halfbrothers and sisters.
they get up to a lot more crazy shit than i do, the little ectoplasmic fuckers.
he came rolling in on his motorcycle and the pocket universe i was in went from pleasant to raining blood armegeddon post apocolyptic future within three days.
and he killed my father.
ahem.
lesbian tupperware parties.
cheerios is gluttony.
william shatner is a canadian operative.
boiling pits of sewage.
nuff said.
he’s not just a celebrity, he’s a real person, and a cool one. he has the courage to do whatever the hell he wants and the style to be famous for it.
plus, he seems nice, and i resonate nicely with the things he said.
i put a mirror under my pillow and you politely gave me your dream autograph as if you understood.
i kind of used to be this person.
or i will be him.
or both.
you don’t have to believe me.
batman has no superpowers. batman does not need them. batman is just intelligent, hardworking, and determined to the point of insanity.
and yet batman has stood up to superman.
batman’s will save is epic level.